"meet real girls who want it too much to say no"
"free asian porn"
"slutty girl looking for blah blah blah"
these are a few titles of spam mail that i get everyday. i don’t understand – what kind of list am i on that sends me these sorts of e-mails??? i mean, do i look like i’m looking for real girls who want it too much to say no? or asian porn (even though it’s free!)? (what’s the difference between asian and other kinds anyway?) everyday i log into my e-mail and it says like 13 new e-mails. "ooooh! yes! 13 e-mails!" i love getting e-mails. but then i check it and most of it is spam! (and the rest is from the university or something reminding me for the 400th time that the last day for registration is this day, or to check my audit and make sure i’m fulfilling all my requirements) (carleton students know what i’m talking about...roll eyes). i designate the spam mail as spam too! but i still get them. apparently someone REALLY wants me corrupted...

(give up buddy!! it’s not happening!!)