i have a little cousin named koosha. my sister was playing cards with him once while we were in iran. he put down a queen and my sister put down a king. my sister, having put down the higher card, won the hand.
"no," koosha argued. "i should win."
"but i had the higher card," my sister argued. "so i win."
"no, a queen is higher," he explained, "because the king always has to listen to the queen."

loooooool - and he is only 7...