funny way to get rid of telemarketers: my friend told me that once when he was contacted by a telemarketer. as soon as she started talking he said, "salaaaaaaaaaaam, how are you? I have been waiting for you, why are you calling now after so long? etc..."
after a few more words, she hung up...loooooooooooool.

crazy-ness (true story): another friend told me about a guy who killed his in-laws while asleep! he sleep-walked to his car, sleep-drove to their house, sleep-murdered his in-laws in their bed, sleep-walked back to his car, and only woke up in the middle of the drive back to his house. when he woke up, he saw he had blood all over him and he contacted the police. the craziest part of this story? HE WAS NOT CONVICTED - HE ACTUALLY GOT OFF BASED ON THIS DEFENCE!