russel peters (so funny):
http://www.intenseonline.com/video.shtml

but be warned: very coarse and offensive.

p.s. "her name was pretty! i was like, pretty??? yeah, if your last name is nasty!!"

p.p.s. i saw the movie Havoc today with Anne Hathaway, and i would just like to tell anyone on their way to go rent it, "DON'T!! step away from the car keys now! trust me. otherwise, if you do in fact watch it, you will regret the two hours of your life you wasted."