oh that professor beer (lol)

"in modern times, people think the greek gods are dead. but they are wrong. i celebrate dionysus* at least once a week...i won't go into aphrodite** here in class. and i can see zeus*** is up there today - he will probably piss around on us pretty soon."
(professor beer on the greek gods, who he believes in and worships btw)

*god of wine and partying
**god of love (but mostly physical love)
***head of the greek gods, controls thunderstorms (among other things)