funny forward (but 'ah!' - shocked face)
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN:
-Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
-Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
-Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India: very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
-Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France: gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
-Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: with a glorious and all conquering past.
-Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
-Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia: very wide with borders now un-patrolled.
-After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN:
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran: Ruled by a Dick.
-Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
-Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
-Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India: very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
-Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France: gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
-Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: with a glorious and all conquering past.
-Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
-Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia: very wide with borders now un-patrolled.
-After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN:
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran: Ruled by a Dick.
posted by bita at 6:49 PM
3 Comments:
MEN
-After 70, realize that they have wasted their time with a VARIABLE woman
lol...
Hmmmm....Let's interpret it in this way; men are consistent and steady like U.S., regardless of any alteration in other COUNTRIES. :) Although I prefer the world without U.S.!!
P.S. Cool weblog BTW.
aali: HEY! (lol)
kasgin: US? consistent and steady? hmm...
p.s. thanks!
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