"THE COLLEGE STUDENT PRAYER"

"The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not Flunk; He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying. He leadeth me besides the water cooler for a study break; He restoreth my faith in study guides. he leads me to better study habits for my grade's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades, I will not have a nervous breakdown; for thou art with me. Though givest me answers on the moments of blankness; thou annointest my head with understanding, my test paper runneth over with questions I recognize. Surely passing grades shall follow me all the days of my examinations and I shall not dwell in this University for ever.
AMEN"
(thanks dami)